Fool of a Took!
by
Thomas Harlan
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"The Fellowship at the Gate of Moria" by Alan Lee, © 1991 |
Very long ago, before I was born, and dinosaurs
ruled the earth, a certain four books came into the lives of my parents
and changed my life without so much as a how-do-you-do. Now, today, thirty-eight
years later, memories of a very odd youth compete with fantastic visions
presented on the silver screen -- and I am saddened and delighted at the
same time.
When I was very young, my parents and their
friends from University indulged in massive, elaborate ring-parties in which
dozens of people reenacted sections of The Lord of the Rings. To
an impressionable young mind, there was nothing odd about gangs of Nazgul
loitering in the kitchen, or Orcs chasing you through a night-black forest;
or meeting Ents in the barky flesh, or standing below the walls of Minas
Tirith while a lake of fire burned around the black shape of Grond the ram,
and the Lord of Morgul descended (not without near-accident) from the sky
on black wings.
My only regret is the nickname I was given
to differentiate me from my father -- somehow I became Pippin -- and no
one asked me if I wanted to be Frodo instead, or Sam, or even Merry (who
always got all the credit for being the ‘sensible’ one. Bah!). But I did
make a good Hobbit for a time, though the inexorable passage of the years
made me more suited to play Eomer or Theodred.
The ‘Trilogy’ was also the first book I remember
being read, and then reading for myself. The Hobbit fell in and out
of early memory, too, but ‘There and Back Again’ is Bilbo’s story -- not
Pippin’s -- and I fear The Lord of the Rings will always be about
Peregrin Took and his long, dangerous journey to become a Guardsman of Minas
Tirith. Not about his cousin Frodo (twice removed) who got tangled up in
some sordid business over a magical ring. I mean, really! Old Bilbo should
have just thrown the nasty thing in the river . . .
ah, but then I would not have met Treebeard or Legolas the Fair or gotten
a black eye from an engineering graduate student dressed as an Orc smacking
me with a wooden sword as we struggled under the boulders of Weathertop.
I saw Peter Jackson’s Fellowship of the
Ring on opening day, at 2 a.m. -- a friend knew a theater manager, who
knew another theatre manager, who was having an ‘employee’s screening’ --
and she very kindly let me tag along with their gang. After three and a
half hours (counting standing-around-in-the-parking-lot-discussing-the-movie
time), I drove home in near-freezing cold, trapped in a hallucinatory daze.
Sleep eluded me as the movie played over and over again in my fatigue-addled
mind. Eventually, I did sleep and woke up in time to go stand in line for
an evening show -- where my folks and all their remaining friends from Ring-Party
days went in a huge mob -- there were thirty of us. An old family friend,
still known as ‘Sauron’ to his friends, commented: "I’m glad I lived
long enough to see this!"
The movie is really good. A beautiful piece
of work on nearly every level. Fabulous production design, action, music . . . Elvish,
by god! Elves, Mr. Frodo, Elves!
But Jackson’s vision is not what I remember
-- not the living dream of my childhood -- and I’m glad, because I don’t
want those memories to be replaced with something seen by so many people.
In any case, the world of Middle-earth is now a real, shared, memetic universe
viewed, experienced, and lived in the imaginations of millions. In such
a context, Dr. Tolkien’s work is a history, and subject to a thousand, or
a million interpretations. Everyone gets their own copy to enjoy and Peter
Jackson, Alan Lee, and Geoff Howe just happen to have been able to show
everyone their particular, individual vision.
All that said; I do have a quibble or two (or five) with the film. These are about things which happened inside the context of the movie, not the books. So those of you who have not seen the movie may wish to step outside and try some of Old Toby’s Longbottom leaf while I indulge in a mild rant.
First, the encounter between Sauron, Lord
of Mordor, and the Armies of the Last Alliance of Men and Elves at the beginning
of the film is woeful. Even with the judicious cutting necessary to reduce
a very long book into a very long movie, there are a number of elements
missing which could have resonated to good effect in other parts of the
film.
There is no sign of Gil-Galad the Elven King.
The only Elf lord who appears is Elrond, who would have been Gil-Galad’s
herald and a junior officer among the host of notables present. Second,
there is no Galadriel, who was the war-captain of the host of Lothlorien
and a fearsome power in her own right. Instead, Elendil, King of Numenor,
is struck down almost immediately and his son Isildur defeats Sauron by
accident. In my view, this weakens the character of Sauron. This also steals
a huge portion of backstory from Galadriel.
I mean… Elendil, Gil-Galad and Galadriel besieged
Mordor, shattered the Black Gate, smashed Sauron’s armies to ruin, toppled
Barad-Dűr, then cornered the Dark Lord on the slopes of Orudruin and went
toe to toe with him in single combat. They beat him in a stand-up fight.
There was no accident, no wild swing of a broken blade catching Sauron’s
ring-finger. There was enormous, poignant sacrifice in the deaths of Elendil
and Gil-Galad -- an aspect nearly lacking in the movie version. Now, I understand
the constraints of budget, but at least they could have shown Galadriel
on the field of battle and bitterly disagreeing with Isildur about destroying
the Ring. That fits with her reappearance, with her desire for the Ring,
with her struggle about going into the West and abandoning her temporal
power in Middle-earth. Her encounter with Frodo then closes an ancient circle
-- here is the Ring come into her power again, and again she must set it
aside. And heck, they already have Cate Blanchett under contract, right?
Second, though Frodo -- bearer of the One
Ring -- should be able to see the three Rings made by the Elves, they do
not (as far as I can tell) make any indication of the hidden power wielded
by Elrond, Gandalf and Galadriel. At the least, I think they should have
expressed a subtle hint of the reaction of the three other Ring-bearers
to the presence of the One Ring. They could have shown the other Rings when
the scene is from Frodo’s point of view. But no… a tiny detail, so small,
the smallest of details. Plus… back to Galadriel again… her confrontation
with Frodo at the Mirror is a lot creepier if you realize she already has
a Ring of Power and might just decide to have two and if you think Sauron
is a bad-ass, then be thinking again, my friend!
Third, I am tremendously saddened by the disposal
of the whole backstory of Khazad-Dűm (Moria) and the longing of the Dwarves
to reclaim the halls of their fathers. Particularly since the whole matter
of ‘Balin, King of Moria’ was not just set aside, but rather clumsily changed.
Gimli’s character is given sad, short shrift (if I may make a modest pun).
Very disappointing. I had not realized how much the moment when Gimli takes
Frodo down to the shores of Kheled-zâram and shows him the Crown of Durin
glittering in the deep water meant to me until… it was passed over, and
the Fellowship was so suddenly under the golden eaves of Lothlórien. So
do our memories betray us, I suppose, making some things bright and others
dull.
Fourth, where exactly are all the songs? The
poetry? The riddles? Hello?
Fifth, and this is a matter of personal honor,
I have great, grave disagreement with the portrayal of one Peregrin Took
(a handsome -- even dashing -- lad, filled with fun and a keen eye for elevenses)
in this film! He seems no more than an addle-brained simpleton, barely capable
of holding Gandalf’s hat without getting into considerable trouble. Grumble…
grumble…
Well, he saves everyone in the end. He does! You’ll see.
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About the Author:
Thomas Harlan is the author of the Oath of Empire series and other books. For more information, please visit his Endicott bio page.
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